send this to your crush with no context
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST
you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
is this snake fucking serious
like was that actually fucking necessary
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this