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kanyewesticle:


how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
Anonymous

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

deddene:

when ppl try to go thru ur apps

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nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay